A John Waters Christmas
Show Date: Thursday, December 14, 2023
Show Time: 8:30pm
Doors Open: 7:00pm
Ticket Price: $55-$70
Show Type: Comedy
Restrictions: mature audience suggested
Oh God, he’s back. Like the demented Tooth Fairy, the rabid Easter Bunny, or the
grandiose Great Pumpkin, the Old Saint Nick of Nutcases is ready to tour again
with his all new holiday comedy show from hell. But John Waters doesn’t need any
enslaved reindeer or un-unionized elves, not even a non-binary Mrs Claus. No
sirree, he can spread his sticks-and-stones humor all by himself to the bad little
boys and girls and thems who have been haughty and anything-but-nice all year.
And wait ’til you see what’s inside his bag of Christmas-Evil presents! Celebrity
blow up dolls! New yuletide diseases with booster shots that actually get you high!
Kindergarten detention drag shows in Florida! Even gift certificates to the Dark Web
for your parents!
O come all ye faithful indeed! We’ll be docking around the Christmas tree, fisting
the turkey with stuffing, and snowballing under the mistletoe. It’s a John Water’s
Christmas and that’s a miracle!